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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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