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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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