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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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