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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Zeus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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