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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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