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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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