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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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