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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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