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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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