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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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