Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.