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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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