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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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