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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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