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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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