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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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