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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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