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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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