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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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