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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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