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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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