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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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