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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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