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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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