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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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