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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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