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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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