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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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