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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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