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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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