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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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