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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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