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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daenerys eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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