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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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