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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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