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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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