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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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