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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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