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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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