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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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