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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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