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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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