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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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