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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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