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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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