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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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