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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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