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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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