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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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