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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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