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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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