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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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