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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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