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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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