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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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