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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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