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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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