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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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