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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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