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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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