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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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