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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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