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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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