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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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