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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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